where's lauren?

Where, might you ask, have I been? And why are there no pictures in tonight's update??

And I would ask in return, long or short version?

Of course, you would say, give me the "not me" version (see www.mycharmingkids.net for more info)...oh, so much more fun to read and laugh about!

So here goes...

I did not find mold in my room this morning. Definitely not hiding behind my antique chair and old shutter that I so dearly love. And I did not find it in my bathrobe, with wet hair and no make-up. I did not proceed to go outside to investigate, definitely not still in my robe with the neighbors out. And even if I did, I did not leave the robe on once I started making phone calls and people were on their way over. I did not spend the entire day on the phone, since I do not like calling people!

I did not find out this evening that I need a new hard drive for my computer. I am not backing up my hard drive as we speak. And I am not backing it up as I eat my comfort food, ice cream, on my makeshift bed on the couch. Definitely never eating it straight out of the container! 

And I am not having surgery on Wednesday. And definitely not making plans for the rest of my week, forgetting that I'll be unable to walk. I am not going downtown at 7 a.m. tomorrow for pre-op and anesthesia stuff. No, not me!

Wishing it were already Friday...